the-prankster:

glee4ever:

melodies-of-shibuya:

I love german - seriously

"Jemanden festnehmen means to arrest someone

 While "Jemanden fest nehmen  means to fuck someone hard. 。◕‿◕。

zusammenkommen - meet

zusammen kommen - having an orgasm together

and don’t forget the classic:

gut zu Vögeln sein - to be good to birds

gut zu vögeln sein - to be good in bed

(via trojanwars)

mintcarousel:

-starlightdrive-:

anthro-octavia:

ultrafacts:

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*wants to ride a wooly mammoth to Wawa* B)

Michael Crichton taught me that this is a very bad idea

Nah man that was only Dinosaurs. We’re cool with other prehistoric animals, like the Andrewsarchus

the Enteledont

the first sabre toothed animal, Gorgonopsid

and my personal favourite, the 60- foot long predatory whale, Basilosaurus.

… Yeah I don’t think this is a good idea either…

mintcarousel:

-starlightdrive-:

anthro-octavia:

ultrafacts:

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*wants to ride a wooly mammoth to Wawa* B)

Michael Crichton taught me that this is a very bad idea

Nah man that was only Dinosaurs. We’re cool with other prehistoric animals, like the Andrewsarchus

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the Enteledont

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the first sabre toothed animal, Gorgonopsid

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and my personal favourite, the 60- foot long predatory whale, Basilosaurus.

image

… Yeah I don’t think this is a good idea either…

(via ultrafacts)